August 28, 2021

When we touched the ground at Chicago O’Hare, we thought we were in the clear. Getting to the hotel would be a piece of cake.

A piece of cake is a piece of cake. A trip to the hotel is sweaty and painful with a side of f—, I lost my phone.

Armrest hogs are just one of my many, many personal pet peeves. I’ve only ever made it through one flight in my life without one. This was not that flight.